The act of sticking any size toe (preferably the big toe) in ones ear, and rapidly moving said to in and out
Jenna's ear hole got resized by the Michigan ear penetrator
by Mynameisyoy January 29, 2016
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6-10 people put $20 in a pot and you all drink a ton and whoever doesn’t get a DUI wins the pot and doesn’t have to pay the tab next time
Yeah me, jimmy and his buddy’s played Michigan roulette and Timmy went and got himself a dui
by Rweish2 December 5, 2021
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The Central Michigan Forehead is a feature common of men in Central Michigan, in which the hairlines consistently recede at a young age.
Yo that dude has a massive Central Michigan Forehead.
by BigDaddyKosher March 24, 2018
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In 2018 a series of murders struck Michigan. Bodies were found disassembled with exacting precision, leading investigators to dub the killerThe Butcher of Michigan”.

The killer has never been identified, however the only suspect has since moved to Hawaii. No charges were ever filled due to a lack of physical evidence.
Guy1 “Have you ever wondered if you could commit a murder and get away with it free and clear?”
Guy2 “Like the Butcher of Michigan? He’s in Hawaii, you could pay him a visit and ask him how he did it.”
Guy1 “No way! I’d become his latest victim!”
by Tur7le October 20, 2022
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A city in southwest Michigan, near the Indiana state line. Small and rural, like much of southwest Michigan. Home of the Niles Bluegrass Fest, if you like bluegrass music. The sports rivalry between Michigan teams and Indiana/Chicago teams gets intense sometimes, as Niles is only about a ten minute drive from South Bend (where Notre Dame is)
Visit Niles, Michigan for the Niles Bluegrass Fest.

Sometimes Notre Dame fans and Michigan fans argue in Niles, Michigan
by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks January 27, 2022
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One who neither minds cold weather nor driving two days each way to visit family.
I can live in the U.P. for 20 years or more as a Michigan Tech traveler, especially with all the improvements in technology since last score!
by Ohio River East November 28, 2021
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Getting a hand Job underneath all of your snow gear on the chairlift at night so the parallel chairlifts "can't" see you.
Maddison gave brad a Michigan chairlift after they did a few too many shotskis! *see shotskis*
by Shitnkunttools May 19, 2017
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