Person 1: Would you like a beer?
Person 2: What do you have?
Person 1: Just Mich Ultra. It's good for you, you know.
Person 2: Nah, I'll take something a little stronger. How about a water?
Person 2: What do you have?
Person 1: Just Mich Ultra. It's good for you, you know.
Person 2: Nah, I'll take something a little stronger. How about a water?
by Kturk August 05, 2005
Dude #1: "Hey buddy, want a beer?"
Dude #2: "No thanks, I have to drive home later. Can I have a Michelob Ultra?"
Dude #2: "No thanks, I have to drive home later. Can I have a Michelob Ultra?"
by dmbcpa777 August 09, 2012
Flavorless alcohol delivery product that people think is good for them because their television and radio told them so.
I saw a man walk out of the grocery store with three bags of chips, five loaves of bread, and two cases of Michelob Ultra. He's watching his carb intake, you know.
by Beerman September 22, 2003
Pussy beer. It's for golfers and queers.
by Vikingtechnologi April 22, 2014
The beer people hate on for being light but are drinking a 210 calorie beer with the same alcohol percentage. You drink
Bud light buddy, calm down.
Bud light buddy, calm down.
by NewYorkPalmTrees January 08, 2021
A genuinely nice change of pace for those of us watching our waist lines (Who ain't been there before). A excellent beer for smashing and impressing your friends and family! ;)
Hot person: You have beer?
Bartender: Why yes, sweetheart. What will it be?
Hot person: A very slim, Low carb, sexy, Michelob Ultra
Bartender: Take me now
Bartender: Why yes, sweetheart. What will it be?
Hot person: A very slim, Low carb, sexy, Michelob Ultra
Bartender: Take me now
by GrassInsideMeAss May 07, 2018
It’s slender, smooth with little to no veins when fully erect. The surroundings, balls included, are waxed clean to perfection.
by HotSweatyLady January 14, 2020