Michael Keegan

Michael Keegan, A white 5’4 kid that goes to School in always red like he’s a blood. He is Obsessed with a black girl named Jazarah that’s from the hood and is secretly a school shooter. He’s very sus and can’t keep his dick in his pants. Michael Keegan often likes to hangout with a Lightskin, A ashy fish and a gorilla.

Michael Keegan is very sexy but gay

Michael Keegan by Michael Keegan December 2, 2019

Michael Keegan

Michael keegan is a white 5,5 shooter that’s looks like a goblin. He is a shooter in many ways like at school for basketball and to shoot up kids that don’t suck his dick. He is very homo who likes dick and is ubbsessed with a chocolate girls mainly a girl named jazarah. he hangs out with a chunky good looking light skin named marcus, a gorilla who hunts lions and is ubbsessed with a girl named siarah named biankhy, a mexican who loves tacos named juan, and a ashy dark skin who is also ubbsessed with a girl named siarah that’s named quentin

Michael Keegan was about to have a five some with Juan,Biankhy,Quentin,and Marcus, until his mom came in and she joined.

Michael Keegan by TheGayOneee February 8, 2020

fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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