michael jones

1. A member of Achievement Hunter and Rooster Teeth, and host/creator of the popular Youtube series, Rage Quit.
2. Some random fuck who shares the same name as Michael from Rage Quit, and doesn't deserve the same name as him.

Michael Jones: Come on Ray, let's play icky cookie.
Gavin: What the hell is icky cookie?

Ray: Its where you take a cookie and you all take turns jizzing on the cookie.

Gavin: Aww, Ray

michael jones by FablePunk January 5, 2014

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Michael Jones

a shitty history teacher at freedom school who's a dick. no one likes this guy.

Man I fucking hate Michael Jones' class!
friend: yeah me too!

Michael Jones by TheD1ddl3r December 3, 2024

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the michael jones

A drink were you eat 12 lava cakes then give a friend a dirty Sanchez with the chocolate and then chase it with everclear

Right after he took the Michael Jones he threw up for hours

the michael jones by zon72 November 2, 2013

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Micheal Jones

Micheal Jones is the second in command of the warriors and the 11th generation chosen in the book series ‘Atlantis: Lost World’. He is half monster and the descendant of a long line of warriors.

You know, I don’t know how Jojo Pejuang deals with having Micheal Jones on the team.

Micheal Jones by Mingain September 23, 2021

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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