Michael Biehn

A genre actor known for his collaborations with James Cameron and for frequently playing characters who die on screen.

Michael Biehn is an underrated actor- I wish more filmmakers would cast him!

by Lynch/Fellini July 16, 2021

Captain Michael Biehn

When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you scoop out a spoonful of Bush’s baked beans out of the can and spoon it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis.

My boyfriend gave me a Captain Michael Biehn last night and my butt is still shittin beans out.

by RatchetBrant February 1, 2022