mexicaned

To have a job stolen from you.

Tom: You know that job I was going for?
Suzy: Yeah, why?
Tom: Some fucking mexican took stole it from me because he was willing to get payed 10 cents a day!
Suzy: Nigga, you just got mexicaned!
Tom: God dammit!

by Bobbylololololoolol November 17, 2007

Mexicaned

A domestic car or truck such as a Chevrolet Silverado, Tahoe, Suburban, or Impala that has impractical junk installed like 20+ inch rims, billet grill, emblems removed, chrome trim that doesn't match factory appearance, euro tailights, blue HID headlamps, custom exhausts, lowered ride height, and dark tint. Often it would be having other car problems apart from "looking fly". For Imports like Honda Civic, it would be lowered, have a custom muffler, euro tailights, and aftermarket racing wheels. Usually the driver of these type of vehicles would be of a Mexican descent, hence the termed "Mexicaned".

You see that debadged Chevy Tahoe with those big rims, euro lights, and blue HIDs? It's been Mexicaned!

by newwordwatchdog July 20, 2010

mexicaned

to become incredibly hammered and make out with and almost be molested by a person inside of a close space

guy 1: Dude, you hear what happened yesterday?

guy 2: No what?

guy 1: Yeah, Candice got mexicaned last night.

guy 2: With who?

guy 1: Joe

by pseudonym (not really) December 23, 2008

Mexicaned

A container of any type that is so full it becomes difficult to remove the contents.

I can't get any of these Milk Duds out of the box, they are all mexicaned in here.

Holy crap! Who mexicaned these boxes in the U-haul? It'll take days to get this shit outta here.

by Joel E. February 21, 2009

Mexican Finger

When you insert your finger into someones moist asshole and instantly falls asleep on the job.

Dude last night I never got my nut because when we got back to her house I gave her the Mexican Finger and passed out. Blue balls hella....

by ohohface247 November 23, 2011

Mexican Nut Shot

When a male forms his scrotum into shape of a bowl to create a shot glass. He then pours tequila into the bowl portion, lines the rim with salt, and squirts a layer of lime juice on his penis. Then someone licks the salt, takes the shot, and laps up the lime juice.

When John quaffed the Mexican Nut Shot from Eric he accidentally swallowed the worm...

by MexicanNutShot August 23, 2014

Mexican Carwash

When you use the window washer squeegee at a service station to wash your entire car.

I ran in to buy some cheetos and a soda, and saw my friend through the window using the gas station squeegee to give his car the ol Mexican Carwash.

by Peanut_Butter! July 3, 2014