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Mexican Cat

A cat that has Mexican origins. They often meow with a Spanish accent and love a good taco and burrito. (a churro is a favourite as well)
The appearance of a Mexican cat is known to look similar to a very beefy and butch fur ball. The size is smaller than your average elephant but bigger than your average turtle.
Gerald: Hey have you seen that new kid on the block?
Paul: Yeah I heard not to mess with him he has a Mexican cat.

Idiot: wanna fight mate?
New kid: fight my Mexican cat!
Idiot: oh shit you have a Mexican cat better not mess with you.
by Refofel July 7, 2015
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Mexican Cat Whistle

A mexican Cat Whistle is when a man blows a large amount of air into a woman's vagina, then inserts his penis promptly before the ensuing monster quif.
Wow, last night I gave Stacy a mexican cat whistle that lasted for thirty seconds. I hope that shit isn't permanent.
by Very wise Man February 27, 2011
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mexican cat walk

when you go to taco bell at 3 am and slowly walk in and steal all the tacos and then voilantly shit in there toilet with out flushing and leaving it for the employesin the morning
yeah i gave that taco bell down the street the mexican cat walk
by mr georgy the handgun October 10, 2023
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Mexican Catastrophe

When you combine a sniper (running out of a closet and cumming on your friend or girl friends hair after they have sex) then kick them down a flight of stairs.
I was watching my friend and his/her companion having sex from the closet when I was aboubt to bust a nut I ran out the closet, blew my load in her hair then drug her to the stairs and pushed her down the flight of stairs. then she cam back for more, thus completing the mexican catastrophe.
by Tyler R.& Tyler W. June 11, 2006
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mexican catfish mustache

: is a very thin-sparce mustache with only a few long hairs on the corners of the mouth. (aka usually only grown by Mexicans)
The criminology definition to identify q person with sparce facial hair is described as having a mexican catfish mustache.
by Mexican Catfish June 26, 2010
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Mexicanation

The "Mexicanat­ion" is the shifting of Wealth of a Country like America, from BOTH the Middle Class and the once almost Rich to just the Ultra Wealthy; who will then control every facet of America's Government thanks to the SCOTUS's decision that makes it OK for them to donate to political campaigns!
Now that the Mexicanation of America has started, many folks have lost a major portion of their life's savings because of the multiple stock market crashes. Folks that used to live in their own home and have a very comfortable lifestyle are now living in a rental if they are lucky or in their car if they are not, because they have lost most of their wealth and their jobs!
by CaptD August 7, 2011
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MexicanRat

An asshole that will completely destroy your life if you piss him off. He will make you question your existence and show no mercy when he does it. DO NOT FUCK WITH THIS MAN. He also has a massive cock that puts me into cardiac arrest. This person is also the nicest, most caring, and funniest man you will ever meet. He has the kindest and purest heart of all.
Yo did you see MexicanRat fucking up that persons mental health?
Nah man I was too busy getting absolutely destroyed by his massive cock
by PROFFESORchAos88666 March 14, 2020
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