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Mexican Border Exchange

The act of engaging orally with your partner, proceeding to extend your tongue into his/her mouth until touching the uvula. This will cause gag reflexes, and causing your partner to vomit into your mouth sending a satisfying waterfall of barf into your throat, exchanging back and forth.
"Hey man, what did you and that girl do last night?"
-"Not much bro, just a quick Mexican Border Exchange. She ate hotdogs!"

Mexican Border Sniper

Someone who is really good at aiming in a video game.
Your so good at aiming my little Mexican border sniper.

Crossed the Mexican border 

Had sex with.
Man, I just crossed the Mexican border with her.

send a mexican across the border 

i gotta send a mexican across the border

The Mexican Boarder Crosser 

The act of using chalula hot sauce as lube to alternately penetrate a woman's anus and vagina in rapid succession.
Stacy though I was taking her to taco bell for lunch, but actually I didn't have the money for lube so we did The Mexican Boarder Crosser in the men's bathroom. On our anniversary I plan on taking her to Chipotle.

Mexicans Over The Border 

A card game
The rules:

1. The black cards are Mexicans. Each card is worth a specific number of points.

2-10=self explanatory.
K, Q, J= 10 pts.
A= Drug packets.
2. Red cards are border patrol. They subtract from your score. same story applies for points.
3.Each player is dealt a hand of 5 cards. They have the opportunity to disctrd up to 4 cards in exchange for new ones from the deck.
4. Each player adds up their points/ drug packets.
5. Hands continue until one player has 100 mexicans and 10 drug packets.
"What are we going to do?"
"Let's play a wholesome game of Mexicans Over the Border!!!!1111!!!"