This classic involves faking a severe heart attack right before climaxing. As she's picking up the phone and dialing 911, you dump your load on the back of her head and run out the door.
The last time I performed a Mexican Magic Trick was when I had a one-night stand with the waitress we met at the bus stop.
by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016
by EA MMA October 20, 2010
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