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Mexican Machine Gun 

Throwing a hand full of rocks at someone because you can't afford a real gun.
Boy 1: Did you hear about Jimmy getting shot by a Mexican Machine Gun?

Boy 2: Oh Lord please don't tell me its true! Is he going to die??????? What hospital is he in?

Boy 1: Nah dude! He's fine. Only one small cut on his cheek, he's gonna be fine. Luckily they weren't closer. He's now found the Lord though, said it changed his view on life.