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Mexican Cookie 

A game invented by frat boys as a hazing ritual.

The pledges circle around a cookie or cracker and all masturbate until ejaculating onto the cookie / cracker. The last pledge to cum must eat the "Mexican Cookie"
Frat Boy #1: Pledge number 4 was the last to cum, he has to eat the mexican cookie!
Pledge #4: Doesn't anyone find this a little gay?
Frat boy #2: No way man, we're frat boys! Nothing we do in hazing rituals could ever possibly be construed as homosexual!
Mexican Cookie by Celestika February 22, 2009

Mexican Wedding Cookie

A sexual act in which a married man loses his wedding ring in the process of fingering his partner's asshole. The man may then choose to recover the ring using his mouth or tongue.
Last night I gave Donna a Mexican wedding cookie and washed it down with a tall glass of milk.
Mexican Wedding Cookie by mouth00 February 12, 2008

Mexican Fortune Cookie 

A taco with a food stamp in it. This food stamp has a mexicans fortune printed on the back.
Juan’s fortune from his mexican fortune cookie said that he will win his falsified racial discrimination lawsuit he filed against his White employer.
Mexican Fortune Cookie by Maxwell February 14, 2005

Mexican Wedding Cookie

A sexual act in which a married man loses his wedding ring in the process of fingering his partner's asshole. The man may then choose to recover the ring using his mouth or tongue.
Last night I gave Donna a Mexican wedding cookie and washed it down with a tall glass of milk.
Mexican Wedding Cookie by mouth00 January 12, 2009

Mexican Wedding Cookies 

The act of shitting in a sexual partner's mouth after an orgasm

describing something with a foul taste
Dude, that girl was a freak, after she came she kept asking for mexican wedding cookies

Dude this pasta tastes like mexican wedding cookies!