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When mentally unstable middle-aged women desperately attempt the notion of "fine dining" on a woman's cooter with no idea of what the hell they are doing. Usually involving their hands placed on their face while they end up slightly sticking their tounge in and out of their mouth, much like that of a kitten attempting to drink water......nowhere close to the clitoris AT ALL! Note: This is no way due to lack of lesbian experience, as much as lack of any sort of sexual know-how.

ex- Rent "Psycho Lesbian Babes from the Mental Ward IV". Watch the scene in which adult film screen actress Martha Hess, attempts to go DOWN TOWN JULIE BROWN!
That whore was a mew mew kitty fuck. I need a good carpet munching NOW!
by Fortune Cookie Fucker January 04, 2008
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