metric shit-ton 

a unit of measure, usually about a work load
used to legitimize the obscene suggestion that there is a "ton" of work
to use the metric system emphasizes the sheer mass of the workload

Mike: so, u wanna hang out?
Chris: can't. i have a metric shit-ton of homework
Mike: that much? damn.

metric shit-ton by bballbro222 March 13, 2011

metric shit-ton 

equal the number twenty-four(24).

me:dude I had a metric shit-ton of cookies the other day.

some guy:how many?

me:24.

metric shit-ton by seang February 8, 2013

metric shit ton 

Like a metric assload, a metric shit ton is exactly 204.62262 pounds more than a shit ton.

"ph33r! Dr. Eccles gave us a metric shit ton of homework."
"Crapping Christ, I've got a metric shit ton of bitches to call tonight."

metric shit ton by pinano July 9, 2004

metric shit ton 

The mass equivalent to 1000 shit-liters.

Which is heavier: a metric shit ton or a fuck-ton?

metric shit ton by Usselray Iwalschay June 13, 2017

metric shit ton 

A shitload of something. Added as a new unit of the metric system in 2011. True story.

we saw a metric shit ton of wine last night haha
no kidding
in the guys basement
he had at least 10 containers of wine
each one holds about 750 litres

metric shit ton by snuffaluffasaur August 17, 2011

metric shit ton 

A shitload is alot, so a shit-ton must be alot more, no? And the metric, well, the metric system is just badass so I think thats self explanatory

When I started my car, it let out a metric shit-ton of smoke.

metric shit ton by the_steve June 29, 2005

Metric shit ton 

a measurement made popular by yogscast sips. This metric measurement is approximately 609.420 kg. the unit of measurement is mainly used to describe one unit of dirt ( which is one metric shit ton).

Guy one: we have to haul this metric shit ton by tomorrow

Guy two: why don't you just call it a unit?
Guy one: because I can!

Metric shit ton by berbebad February 13, 2015