Slightly more than an Imperial fuck ton. The exact measurements of the metric fuck ton are unknown, owing to the fact that the term is generally used to describe an indeterminately-large quantity of something.
by Kenneth Allan May 29, 2008
1) An unimaginable amount of something; so much of an object, item, or substance that it is so immeasurable it cannot be classified as a fuck ton.
2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton' or even a regular fuck ton.
2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton' or even a regular fuck ton.
A whole fuck ton of people watch Sunday night football, but a metric fuck ton watch the superbowl every year.
by RK8913 January 30, 2011
Fred: Check it out! I had a party last night and now I have three full trash cans of beer cans to recycle!
Steve: Wow. That is a metric fuck-ton of aluminum cans.
Steve: Wow. That is a metric fuck-ton of aluminum cans.
by Ozzwepay February 24, 2011
by badass mo fo May 20, 2017
Sir Dansbury Wimbledon purchased an electronic reader in so that he may peruse his collection of portable document files which totaled just over 1.2 metric fuck-tons
by Sir Dansbury Wimbledon December 24, 2011
Unit of Measurement: A Metric Shit-Fuck Ton is Metric Shit Load multiplied by a Metric Fuck Ton
Adjective: An amount of any substance, product, space or people that exceeded a rational thought and reasonable description.
Example: 2 Metric Shit Loads x 7 Metric Fuck Tons = 14 Shit-Fuck Tons
Adjective: An amount of any substance, product, space or people that exceeded a rational thought and reasonable description.
Example: 2 Metric Shit Loads x 7 Metric Fuck Tons = 14 Shit-Fuck Tons
1) "Bro! Do we have enough booze for the party tonight?" , "Yeah Dude! We got a Metric Shit-Fuck Ton!"
2) "Hey Buddy! Is there enough room for the new Foosball table?", "Yeah Buddy! There's like 3 Metric Shit-Fuck Tons of room!"
3) "How much stupidity can one person posses??", "Judging by his actions, I'm going to say a Shit-Fuck Ton..."
2) "Hey Buddy! Is there enough room for the new Foosball table?", "Yeah Buddy! There's like 3 Metric Shit-Fuck Tons of room!"
3) "How much stupidity can one person posses??", "Judging by his actions, I'm going to say a Shit-Fuck Ton..."
by 214_west_wash March 16, 2020
A metric fuck ton it worth about double a shit ton give or take. Used when describing something of mass quantity.
Bad: damn man I pulled my back I was lifting a metric fuck ton
Good: damn man I pulled this guys back when he was lifting me up I weigh a metric fuck ton
Good: damn man I pulled this guys back when he was lifting me up I weigh a metric fuck ton
by Melk Man February 12, 2019