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metric fuck ton 

1) An unimaginable amount of something; so much of an object, item, or substance that it is so immeasurable it cannot be classified as a fuck ton.

2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton' or even a regular fuck ton.
A whole fuck ton of people watch Sunday night football, but a metric fuck ton watch the superbowl every year.
metric fuck ton by RK8913 February 19, 2011

Metric fuck ton 

Dude last night I accidentally stepped in a metric fuck ton of dog shit.

Metric fuck ton 

A metric fuck ton it worth about double a shit ton give or take. Used when describing something of mass quantity.
Bad: damn man I pulled my back I was lifting a metric fuck ton

Good: damn man I pulled this guys back when he was lifting me up I weigh a metric fuck ton
Metric fuck ton by Melk Man February 12, 2019

Metric Fuck ton 

A Metric Fuck ton is at least 600-900 of anything. While a Shitload is only 400-500 of anything.
I got a metric fuck ton of sandwiches.
How much fucking bread do you have Gabe?
Metric Fuck ton by Duckenheim April 6, 2020

Metric fuck ton

Exactly 42,069 pounds, calculated to be the best measurement produced by the metric system.
That is a metric fuck ton of shit!!
Metric fuck ton by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025

Metric Fuck-Ton 

Fred: Check it out! I had a party last night and now I have three full trash cans of beer cans to recycle!

Steve: Wow. That is a metric fuck-ton of aluminum cans.
Metric Fuck-Ton by Ozzwepay March 11, 2011