Willems' Method

Medical process, wherein a mammal after urination pushes two fingers into the perineum (or taint) to release any remaining drops of urine from their urinary tract. This method is named after James Willems, of funhaus who pioneered the practice.

Bruce: Anyone have that problem where after you pee a little comes out and you pissed a little in your underwear?
Lawrence: Dude, you gotta use the Willems' Method or you're gonna smell like piss all day!

by ossur July 14, 2020

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Jackoff Method

What a person does to make someone else unable to use hunting equipment

I used the Jackoff method on my hunting equipment so he is unable to use it

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stuporior method

A narcissistic way of doing something that the individual
believes is infinitely superior, which is actually quite
stupid.

Daniel mortgaged his home to play his new can't miss
stock market system, and soon declared bankruptcy.
That's what I call a stuporior method.

by goldandsilverowner August 14, 2010

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Zlong Method

The “Zlong Method” is a rizz technique that specializes in talking to a girl at a function for the whole night while intoxicated then never saying another word to them.

There he goes again using the “Zlong Method” to talk to a clapped underclassman

by Jhalvo October 29, 2023

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