The divine sexual act of spreading ones bumhole followed by dropping your ballsack into their asshole.
“Hey did you see who jasper left with last night ? He totally went home and merv dropped her, they could be dating.”
by Merv drop January 23, 2021
A guy from Port Coquitlam who enjoys the site of pre-pubescent girls a little too much. Known to stroke himself outside of elementary schools in the greater Vancouver area. Children in the area have given him the nickname "Merv the Perv" since he looks much more like a Merv than his real name of Corey ("the Perv" part of the nickname is self-explanatory).
Little girl 1: Isn't that Merv the Perv over there sitting in his car with his hand in his pants staring at us?
Little girl 2: Oh no! Tell Mr. Johnson to call the police. I think Corey is up to his old tricks again!
Little girl 1: This is PoCo...the police don't care.
Little girl 2: Oh no! Tell Mr. Johnson to call the police. I think Corey is up to his old tricks again!
Little girl 1: This is PoCo...the police don't care.
by pocowhitepower February 4, 2013
by D.J. Davis Jr. July 22, 2008
A man who is incredibly horny with an afro and a big nose. Also a man who likes to pull his pants down infront of women and ask if his ass looks okay.
by Tracy November 10, 2003
Doing a "big merv" is the process of sitting around playing with your hair doing sweet fuck all while other people work.
by Scotty legend January 28, 2017
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