mersaides 

Beautiful, amazing singer, helps others when needed, very kind hearted and cares about people more than herself. Loves animals. She's perfect and amazing and no one is better than her

Mersaides is perfect

mersaides by Lexie48 January 17, 2017

Merkades Tendon 

Informal medical terminology used in the south to describe the connection between the Anterior Cruciate Ligament ACL and the vas deferens.

Man I tore my ACL and now I can’t ejaculate without inflaming my knee because of my Merkades tendon.

Merkades Tendon by Whacky513 December 27, 2019

Mermaided 

A made up word on the popular new commercial for Match The popular dating site

“Stop searching up mermaided because I just made that up.”

Mermaided by PuesNoSé August 6, 2019

Mermaided 

When someone falls in love with you without you even knowing of their existence, like Prince Eric and Ariel from Disney's The Little Mermaid.

Dude, that girl from accounting just mermaided me. I don't even know her name and she is totally infatuated with me.

Mermaided by ilmk92089 August 7, 2019

mermaids kiss 

When your shit hits the toilet water and splashes back onto your ring.

FUCK SAKE I forgot to put paper down and got a mermaids kiss.

mermaids kiss by Mermaids kiss July 10, 2015

mermaided 

When attempting to put pants on both legs go into one pant leg.

I was trying to put my pants on and I mermaided myself.

mermaided by KitKat e d April 27, 2013

make some mermaids 

To "make mermaids" is to shoot jizz into a toilet. After flushing, the sperm reach the ocean, inseminating fish of the female variety. The fertilized egg will develop into a mermaid or merman, depending on the whether the sperm carries an X or a Y chromosome.

Because merfolk are a sterile hybrid (that is, they cannot reproduce), the continued existence of merfolk culture is contingent on the ongoing flushing of semen. Please give generously.

Person 1: What are you gonna do when you get home?

Person 2: I'm gonna hit the shower, make some mermaids, and do some homework.

Person 1: You know, shower jizz doesn't technically fit the definition given above.

Person 2: Well at least it's clean of shit.

make some mermaids by Generous Doner October 16, 2011