Merk

1. (v)- In the online gaming community, to merk someone is considered the ultimate act of pwning n00bs using craft and precision to exact said n00b's death. The situation is generally exacerbated by prolific trash talking, and consummates in excessive tea bagging and/ or a gonzo.

2. (v)- The act of destroying an individual in real life in a sexually or physically abusive way.

"Holy crap, Leroy! When that guy got merked by that 50 cal in Modern Warfare 2, his head exploded like a melon!"

"Jimminy crickets, Batman! The Joker just merked Catwoman and then tea bagged her for hours!"

by Burton Christiansen November 14, 2009

merkked

To piss pound or intensely slam into; to gyrate rapidly back and forth into another orphus.

I merkked the fuck out of her vag.

by douglas basterd May 4, 2010

merk

To leave a place quickly. To ride out

Hey man the cops are coming, we gotta merk the fuck out

by ji balla August 11, 2009

merk

murder

Now I got niggaz tryin to merk me

by CHYNADAW43-aim July 13, 2003

merk

to beat someone up with a gang of your niggas

yo me and my gang are gonna merk u

by teen sensation May 9, 2006

Merked

to get owned at a epic propotrion Merkage or merked

You got merked!

the word started with one of the most contravertial players in q3 arena version 1.16 a player named merky began to get very good and is now considered to be the best q3 arena 1.16 railer

by Natural 12562 December 25, 2008

merk

to run away fast or to drive away fast

Hop in that car and swirve off, merk off

by Vaughn Hebron August 28, 2006