urge to merge

the term used in the gay community for the presumed tendency lesbians have of quickly moving together after dating for a short period of time. See U-haul lesbian.
Although not unique to lesbian couples, this behavior is stereotypically attributed to lesbians.
The comedian Lea DeLaria joked:

Q: What does a lesbian bring on the second date?

A: A U-haul.

The U-haul joke symbolizes the lesbian urge to merge.

by Johanna Karlsson June 16, 2008

California merge

When entering a highway or freeway, when you don't merge from the entrance ramp to the road itself until the entrance lane ends, and just expect that Moses will part the traffic for you so you don't end up smashed between a semi and one of those fat-ass Hummers. So named because the sheeple in California, too oblivious to reality to actually take the initiative and merge when there's an opening *before* the lane ends, are particuarly fond of this traffic maneuver.

"Look at me, I'm following the solid white line onto the highway because I suck at life."

by Bogus December 7, 2004

Merge of Shame

On a two lane limited-access freeway the "merge of shame" is where you are in the far left lane against the wall while a vehicle tailgates you. The car behind you accelerates to illegaly pass you on the right, changes lanes without signaling but before they pass and cut you off they are forced to get back behind you due to a SLOWER moving car in the right lane.

That bitch behind me in the SUV on her cell phone just had to take the merge of shame!!

by TicklemeEmo October 21, 2005

merge rage

When you have to merge two large codebases together and there are loads of conflicts to figure out.

I had to merge the upgrade story into trunk and I had so many conflicts I got major merge rage and started swearing a lot

by thomskint February 13, 2018

mail merge

A software function that sends a form letter to multiple recipients with information specific to each recipient, like name and address, filled in.

Jenny was stunned that John wrote her a long, seemingly personal email, but it was really just mail merge.

by nickab August 24, 2009

rage merge

When a software developer merges code into a codebase without any other contributor's approval

After receiving over 40 comments on his code merge request without any approval, Klaus decided to rage merge his request into the main codebase.

by groundturk May 1, 2019

urge to merge

When two lesbians get together, and almost instananeously become THE SAME FUCKING PERSON.

trumpet and jeni got dat baaaaad urge to merge lolololol111!

by lesbojo March 21, 2010