Melatonin dream

When you take melatonin and you get really fucked up dreams and can increase the chance of lucid or wet dreams

Person 1:“I had a dream that all of my friends had an orgy and took turns!”

Person 2: did you take melatonin because I get weird dreams every time I take melatonin.”

Person 1: yes I did, I took two.

Person 2: when you take melatonin you get something called melatonin dreams and they are just really fucking weird dreams

Melatonin dream by Cookie crisps 🍪 February 16, 2021

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Melatonin dreams

Melatonin dreams are when you get strange dreams from taking melatonin and can increase the chance of wet dreams, lucid dreams, or nightmares.

Person 1: Yo I had a dream that all of my friends had an orgy and took turns!

Person 2: Did you take melatonin?

Person 1: yeah I took two.

Person 2: you tend to get weird dreams when you take melatonin

Melatonin gives you uneasy or strange dreams and are known as melatonin dreams

Melatonin dreams by Cookie crisps 🍪 February 16, 2021

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

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fudanshi

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi

Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.

fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017

Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

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