Megatron's Butthole
AKA Mercedes Benz Stadium. Modeled after a sphincter and containing various types of walking turds, it's the newest home of the Atlanta Falcons (and also some soccer team and their soft-as-runny-poo supporters).
Atlanta MLS fanboys who just discovered the beautiful game in Spring 2017 think it's the greatest thing since sliced bread. Playing on artificial turf in a football stadium that looks like either like a gaping or clinched asshole is apparently considered "amazing" by Atlanta residents.
Meanwhile further south, a purple-clad MLS side enjoys their home matches on grass in a proper English-style football stadium.
Atlanta MLS fanboys who just discovered the beautiful game in Spring 2017 think it's the greatest thing since sliced bread. Playing on artificial turf in a football stadium that looks like either like a gaping or clinched asshole is apparently considered "amazing" by Atlanta residents.
Meanwhile further south, a purple-clad MLS side enjoys their home matches on grass in a proper English-style football stadium.
Atlanta Fans brag about how many tickets they sold to a match at Megatron's Butthole because their supporters are soft and talk tough on social media yet run to the police on away days.
Megatron's Butthole by burn it down August 2, 2017
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