It hitters strongest weapon. It took him fifty years to build it up. When it happens it while wipe out half the nation. It will supposivly smell like beef jerky rotten eggs and Oprahs weave
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Polyandrodgynous mega queer You will know them by their super human good looks, and your complete inability to distinguish them as male or female or other.
Of course, you will be completely smitten by this creature, but it will do you no good, because Polyandrogynous Megaqueer are only attracted to others as Narcisucculent as them selves.
Not to be mistaken with a transvestite, Polyandrogynous Megaqueer are naturally occurring, and can usually be found in undergrounddance clubs chanting alien Sanskrit.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).