A class from TF2. The sexyest, strongest, most intelligent man in the team, and is also the husband of the person writing this. He is a sadistic psycho doctor from Stutgart, Germany. He has a lot of white doves. He is obsessed with killing
Friend: Eyyy man, I am playing as the Medic rn!
The person who wrote this: good choice fam!
by Hoparduc-Snowpanther December 9, 2017
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Someone who doesn’t get enough credit even thought they’re helping a lot more than you know.
Player 1: “damn guys, I rocked that!”

Medic: “hey, I helped!”

Player 1: “ahh, who cares?”
by TheREAPERoo7 February 24, 2022
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When your doctor makes you take some medicine and every time you go to the bathroom your urine smells like vile medicine and chemicals
(Cough) oh god that was really bad medical-urine
by 69_BitchAssNigga_420 March 20, 2016
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Now, within the SCP foundation, exists "CD Site Medics". They exist to save lives. Help people. And get community service hours.

O5-2 hates CDSM because she knows they are more well trained than "Site Medics".

Case closed. Thank you for reading.
Just because medical department executives hate CD site medics does not mean CD site medics are necessary.
by CDSiteMedicGod July 23, 2020
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It's otherwise known as "fent-a-nyl" or "fenty"... Refers to that A+ good shit
by Immfkshtup August 27, 2021
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Stored-behind-da-checkout-platform substances dat are so strongly craved by certain customers dat dey will actually "vault da table" to obtain some.
Hagar The Horrible is infamous for infuriatedly taking a flying leap over an obstacle with his sword flailing whenever someone located behind said obstruction denies him a request, so one would hope that he never is prescribed any health-improvement pills by Dr. Zook, or said much-desired products might wind up being "over-the-counter medications" if said imperious Viking either was unable to pay for said pharmaceuticals, or he was wanting additional meds prior to the refill date.
by QuacksO November 3, 2023
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Being high off of more than one drug
Audrey and desi were off that silly medication
by Honey Og December 30, 2019
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