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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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A chick that is not fat but meaty. Something you can grab.
Chick wearing tight jeans and has a little bit of fat poking from both sides. She's meaty because she's not fat but there's something to grab.

Someone who likes slightly bigger girls...refer to them as meaty and not fat.

"she's nice and meaty!"
by karazy April 13, 2005
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Wow Sarah, you got really meaty when you crushed that beer can on your forehead!
by denigod August 24, 2006
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The state of a penis between erect and limp. Halfway up
Are you up yet? No, I'm just meaty
by Dennis Hill May 15, 2006
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An over-the-top version of the football jock. Acting like a meathead. Doing meathead like activities. Push-up competitions in front of large groups of people. Talking about the weight room and lifting weights at a party. Trying to impress girls and other meatheads with muscles. Loves to fight other meatheads. Moving large heavy objects for show. Generally lack of intelligence but no lack of muscles. Main sport is football and loves the high school glory days.
Stop trying to lift that table, you're being pretty meaty.

Yo, you're pretty meaty today.
by Papparazzi` May 18, 2009
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A very attractive sexy man, with the full package of muscles and can lift you up.
He is also very tan, and has a bad ass personality.
He is the perfect man in your eyes.


mmmmmmmm he is SOoOoOoOo MEATY
by maddie P January 28, 2009
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