Meatception

1. When a sexual act or scenario is layered with multiple levels of meat-on-meat contact, often involving a structural component of one person's anatomy being housed within another's, while simultaneously engaging a third party or a secondary, deeper penetration.

2. The profoundly disorienting sense of being entirely surrounded by or impossibly deep inside an orifice, like a fleshy, carnal hall of mirrors.

3. The moment one realizes their current sexual position or configuration is something that would require a diagram and a safety spotter to accurately execute.

"I think we just achieved **Meatception**; there are at least three penises and four orifices involved, and I can't tell whose ass is whose anymore."

by carot666 October 15, 2025

meatcation

A vacation revolving solely around mass consumption of meat.

Man, I just got back from Kansas City, it was the best meatcation ever! I still have the meat sweats.

by Dec1001 August 10, 2016

Memeception

When a meme of another meme has been created. A meme within a meme.

I saw this dude on Instagram make a meme out of the "this is fine" meme. Best memeception yet!!

by lakerlandb August 24, 2016

manceptionist

A receptionist of dubious sexual identity.

Zeke: The new receptionist's voice is kinda husky, don't you think?

Clem: That's because we've hired a manceptionist.

by Krakky McKraken November 12, 2006

Manceptionist

A Male receptionist commonly seen at the front desk. These are men of honor and respect who defend the front desk like a spartan! MANCEPTIONISTS! PREPARE FOR GLORY!!!!

Andrew: I have to go to work
Dan: What do you do?
Andrew: I'm a manceptionist.

by punkman925 November 28, 2007

Manception

When you covertly plant ideas in a man's head by saying them first, but he wasn't really listening.

Woman: "This car needs an oil change. I'm going to take care of it this afternoon."
Man (not listening): "That's nice, honey... Say, we should take the car in for an oil change soon. Trust me."
Woman: "Once an idea has taken hold of the brain, it’s almost impossible to eradicate. You have just experienced the art of Manception."
Man (not listening): "That's nice, honey."

by PortmanteauStorm July 31, 2022

Manceptional

What is Manceptional? Manceptional is a state of being. It’s the way you feel the first time you put on a custom tailored three piece suit. The way you feel after making love to a beautiful woman for two days straight and she says “thank you”. Manceptional is being able to fluently speak five languages, two of which are native to your own private island. It’s being a man who can build things with his bare hands which lesser men would need “tools” to do. When you are Manceptional women want to be with you, and men begin to doubt their sexual orientation. When you are Manceptional you sit at the top of the food-chain that is mankind, which means you are at the top of the food-chain that is at the top of the food chain. When you are Manceptional you can walk into any room with confidence, not because you fit in- lesser men fit in- but because you are Manceptional.

If people place bids on your facebook pictures, you are manceptional.

by Manceptional August 7, 2012