Meat Rocket 

A bonner or stiffy when you wake up. So hard that a cat can't scratch it.

Joe Guinn has a big meat rocket.

Meat Rocket by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 9, 2022

Meat Rocket 

Noun: Also known as a penis, is a larger than average member ready to explode.

Girl: Hey babe my parents are gone, you want to come over?
Guy: Hell Yeah! I hope you're ready. I've got a meat rocket ready for take off and its heading straight for Uranus

Meat Rocket by MeatArrow November 26, 2015

Meat Rocket 

noun/: a penis of large proportions

he woke me up by slapping me in the face with his meat rocket and told me to get the fuck out.

Meat Rocket by ballzdeep April 11, 2005

Moroccan Meat Rocket

The act of telling someone that they are wrong while swinging your big dick in their face.

My essay was terrible so my teacher gave me a Moroccan meat rocket

Moroccan Meat Rocket by Weyman Garfield March 4, 2020

Colorado Meat Rocket

When a man has a boner so profusely hard it can launch off of his genitalia like a rocket ship.

Bob: Did you see Dave’s Colorado Meat Rocket

Sam: I know, it could launch into orbit

Colorado Meat Rocket by AidanGooner67 April 25, 2026

Meat Racket

When you have powerful over sized hands of doom. A person with meat rackets can usually palm things in his/her hands, such as basket balls, bowling balls, and small cars.

Brad doesn't need any special equipment to play tennis. He just uses his meat rackets.

I got a high five from one of Brad's meat rackets. I should get the cast off in a few months.

Meat Racket by Dogtor November 30, 2011

meat racket

(n) A term, originating in Central Maryland, used to describe music disliked by the individual. The music in question can range from a single song to an entire music genre. This term is widely used in Howard County.

Tracy: Country music is such a meat racket; I can't stand it!

meat racket by srad September 21, 2014