Meat Rocket

A bonner or stiffy when you wake up. So hard that a cat can't scratch it.

Joe Guinn has a big meat rocket.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 9, 2022

Meat Rocket

Noun: Also known as a penis, is a larger than average member ready to explode.

Girl: Hey babe my parents are gone, you want to come over?
Guy: Hell Yeah! I hope you're ready. I've got a meat rocket ready for take off and its heading straight for Uranus

by MeatArrow November 26, 2015

Meat Rocket

noun/: a penis of large proportions

he woke me up by slapping me in the face with his meat rocket and told me to get the fuck out.

by ballzdeep April 11, 2005

Moroccan Meat Rocket

The act of telling someone that they are wrong while swinging your big dick in their face.

My essay was terrible so my teacher gave me a Moroccan meat rocket

by Weyman Garfield March 4, 2020

Meat Racket

When you have powerful over sized hands of doom. A person with meat rackets can usually palm things in his/her hands, such as basket balls, bowling balls, and small cars.

Brad doesn't need any special equipment to play tennis. He just uses his meat rackets.

I got a high five from one of Brad's meat rackets. I should get the cast off in a few months.

by Dogtor November 30, 2011

meat racket

(n) A term, originating in Central Maryland, used to describe music disliked by the individual. The music in question can range from a single song to an entire music genre. This term is widely used in Howard County.

Tracy: Country music is such a meat racket; I can't stand it!

by srad September 21, 2014

Meat Rockets

Tominator’s Paramount Physique Fitness Coaching’s name for a nasty Leg Day gym session at the Brickhouse gym.

MEAT ROCKETS: A nasty Leg day workout.

What’s going on family!!! Just outside the Brickhouse Gym!!!! And it’s MEAT ROCKET day!!! “Slapping sounds as I slap my thighs” It’s going to be nasty AF!!

by -Tominator April 20, 2021