by Meat grape March 30, 2022

Slang for "hemorrhoids".
The other day I had a turd the size of Buick, you would not believe the size of my "meat grapes" after that episode.
I hate it when my "meat grapes" rub the cotton on my undies.
I hate it when my "meat grapes" rub the cotton on my undies.
by BKDinGA July 23, 2010

Person 1: hey, I'm hungry
Person 2: let's get some meat grapes
Person 1: what are those
Person 2: it's like a hot dog but bite size
Person 1: let's get some now!
Person 2: let's get some meat grapes
Person 1: what are those
Person 2: it's like a hot dog but bite size
Person 1: let's get some now!
by Saturnfloats August 19, 2017
