meat crayon

When a person or part of it is dragged on a rough surface hard enough to cause excoriation or abrasion of the skin and/or flesh, leaving a "trail of meat" behind, like a crayon.

He turned into a meat crayon after he fell from the skate.

by Metiolate March 17, 2022

meat crayon

A person who face plants with significant velocity.

"Man did you see that LiveLeak video of that helmet-less biker? Quite the meat crayon.

by Toasterizer June 4, 2016

meat crayon

1) A term used to describe a man's penis.

2) A term used to describe the use of the penis after ejaculation.

1) She reached into my pants and pulled out my meat crayon.

2) I used my meat crayon to draw all over her face after I came.

by NotoriousGIB January 4, 2008

Meat Crayon

The state of being a motorcycle rider wearing a wife beater, shorts, and flip flops exists in after laying their motorcycle down on a hard road surface giving the road the appearance of being colored on with a red crayon.

Aaron did not wear motorcycle leathers and became a meat crayon when he wrecked.

by Chicken Intubater. February 4, 2025