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meat crayon 

A person who face plants with significant velocity.
"Man did you see that LiveLeak video of that helmet-less biker? Quite the meat crayon.
meat crayon by Toasterizer June 4, 2016

meat crayon 

1) A term used to describe a man's penis.

2) A term used to describe the use of the penis after ejaculation.
1) She reached into my pants and pulled out my meat crayon.

2) I used my meat crayon to draw all over her face after I came.
meat crayon by NotoriousGIB January 4, 2008

Meat Crayon 

The state of being a motorcycle rider wearing a wife beater, shorts, and flip flops exists in after laying their motorcycle down on a hard road surface giving the road the appearance of being colored on with a red crayon.
Aaron did not wear motorcycle leathers and became a meat crayon when he wrecked.
Meat Crayon by Chicken Intubater. February 4, 2025

meatcrayon 

(Noun): When a person slides across pavement at a high speed. Commonly seen in action sports such as skateboarding, longboarding, and motorcycling.

(Verb): The act of obtaining road rash.

Synonyms: fall, slide
“I’m gunna bomb this master hill”

“It’s pretty sketchy, don’t meatcrayon at the bottom”

“I’m sending it”
meatcrayon by xxexf3xx October 25, 2020

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026