Hi im 35 im going thru a mid life crisis my dick is 3.2 inches im just now single wife karen left and took the kids so ladies hmu
Me: Wanks to furry porn
by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019
by TTV.MrSAVAGEllamaHUMAN October 28, 2020
Someone you either love or hate, observe or ignore, let live or destroy, and may never know entirely unless you ask the right questions and get the right answers from.
Also, an exclamatory phrase used to take the initiative, usually to exhibit oneself to other people.
Also, an exclamatory phrase used to take the initiative, usually to exhibit oneself to other people.
by Balfdor November 19, 2006
This is the real me.
I’ve never worn makeup
Or even a crop top
I bite every single fingernail
My face is so very pale
But then again, I’ve got red ears
I’m so weird and queers
My hair, always in a messy bun
When it’s down, looks like it wants to run
Away from my face, it sticks out frizzy
I’m all in a tizzy
Ive got braces
And bold glasses
But you know what? This is who I am
I don’t need to be watched by a cam
I love to be me
Because I’m so free
Of jealousy, no wishes to be someone else
None of that stress
Let’s stop with comparison
And promote self-love, saying, “I won!”
I’ve never worn makeup
Or even a crop top
I bite every single fingernail
My face is so very pale
But then again, I’ve got red ears
I’m so weird and queers
My hair, always in a messy bun
When it’s down, looks like it wants to run
Away from my face, it sticks out frizzy
I’m all in a tizzy
Ive got braces
And bold glasses
But you know what? This is who I am
I don’t need to be watched by a cam
I love to be me
Because I’m so free
Of jealousy, no wishes to be someone else
None of that stress
Let’s stop with comparison
And promote self-love, saying, “I won!”
This is me, the one that isn’t fake, but instead is truthful. The one that knows her faults, but is still proud.
by Ok hun September 17, 2019
Mar 4 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose