Hi im 35 im going thru a mid life crisis my dick is 3.2 inches im just now single wife karen left and took the kids so ladies hmu
by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019
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Someone you either love or hate, observe or ignore, let live or destroy, and may never know entirely unless you ask the right questions and get the right answers from.

Also, an exclamatory phrase used to take the initiative, usually to exhibit oneself to other people.
Redundantly yours,

P.S. Why are you looking at me like that?
by Balfdor November 19, 2006
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Me, a name me calls me-self.
You know me.
I know what Me means.
I know me.
ME me me me me me me me me me me me me me.
by uhrgihbreivt Lanna December 18, 2005
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This is the real me.

I’ve never worn makeup

Or even a crop top

I bite every single fingernail

My face is so very pale

But then again, I’ve got red ears
I’m so weird and queers

My hair, always in a messy bun
When it’s down, looks like it wants to run

Away from my face, it sticks out frizzy
I’m all in a tizzy

Ive got braces
And bold glasses

But you know what? This is who I am
I don’t need to be watched by a cam

I love to be me
Because I’m so free

Of jealousy, no wishes to be someone else

None of that stress

Let’s stop with comparison
And promote self-love, saying, “I won!”
This is me, the one that isn’t fake, but instead is truthful. The one that knows her faults, but is still proud.
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