McKean's Law

Formulated by lexicographer Erin McKean, McKean's law states, "Any correction of the speech or writing of others will contain at least one grammatical, spelling, or typographical error."

Darren: You're grammer is so bad.
Tom: It looks like you've become a victim of the affects of McKean's Law.

McKean's Law by Fungibles August 20, 2011

Maclean’s staff

‘Maclean’s staff’ a synonym for piece of ‘shit humans that don’t care about you’.
‘Maclean’s staff’ comes from Maclean’s college, a public school that is a try hard private school. Majority of the staff at Maclean’s treat you like trash. Examples; house leaders and the principle.

Maclean’s staff are pricks.

Maclean’s staff by Cfunkt September 17, 2019

Mclean Sunscreen On Grapes 

When a woman gouges out a mans eyeballs, which he then uses as anal beads. The man then fucks her with them until she cums. Her cum is the sunscreen and the grapes are the eyeballs.

Julianna: why can’t you see anymore
Nick : it’s ok it was totally worth it, Allison put her sunscreen on my grapes

Julianna: wow I never thought you were the type to do a mclean sunscreen on grapes

Mclean Sunscreen On Grapes by ClarissaKelly May 24, 2018

Mclean School 

A school that is in MD. It is used as a verb most of the time by calling people stupid. The school is not stupid it is really inclusive and accepting and helps teach kids with learning disabilities.Even the kids who go there accept this definition.

Oh you go to Mclean School

bro were gonna win its Mclean School

Stop acting like a Mclean Kid

Mclean School by Tyler Duncan Smith III November 13, 2022

McLean School of Maryland 

A school where 99% of the kids wear North Face jackets, Uggs, and polo's, drive their daddies BMW's, bitch about their iPhones, and glide through high school without any real form of education. Everyone is entitled including the teachers and drug/alcohol busts are a must at every school dance. Looking for a black person? Well fear not because you can find one, and only one, in each grade. The icing on the cake? That would be the $23,000 a year tuition to go to a school known for being a place where kids have some form of learning disability.

Non McLean Student: Hey, what school do you go to?
McLean Student: McLean School of Maryland
Non McLean Student: Like Virginia?
McLean Student: No, like the school in Potomac
Non McLean Student: Wait, isn't that school for retards?
McLean Student: Yeah, essentially

McLean School of Maryland by Whaatevah! January 4, 2010

McLean special 

A rum, coke and lime, thanks Darl.

Gday Darling, just 4 McLean specials thanks.

McLean special by Aussie fisho January 6, 2023

McLean High School

A Fairfax County Public School located in McLean, Virginia. This institution is filled with brilliant scholars who study, while still finding time to enjoy themselves on the weekends. McLean High School triumphs over its rival, Langley High School, intellectually, mentally, emotionally, physically, spiritually, fashionably, and financially. Little do the teen millionaires of Langley High School know, there are other forms of wealth. At McLean, students enjoy a wealth of happiness, kindness, sportsmanship... That said, McLean forgives their Langley peers for their negative and insulting messages of hatred for Highlanders and McLean. Hopefully, their million-dollar homes have alien-sensitive security systems. MCLEAN HS HAS ALLIES.

The Situation:

A group of young McLean High School students is gracing the streets of downtown McLean when a Mom and her Langley child take notice of the godly figures entering a store.

Sugar Momma: "Who are those gorgeous and intellectual creatures?"

Whiney Wallace: "Those are Highlanders... McLEAN HIGHLANDERS!"

Sugar Momma: "You're not going to Langley ANYMORE."

McLean High School by NalgeneWaterBottle March 19, 2011