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McCarthy’s Victory 

McCarthy’s Victory — the modern equivalent of a Pyrrhic Victory wherein one wins a single battle in such a devastating way that it causes the war to be lost. This term is an example of historical displacement.

The original term “Pyrrhic victory” was coined by Plutarch to commemorate the disastrous victory of King Pyrrhus of Epirus over the Romans in 279 BCE. Casting what must be thought of as the original “shade”, Plutarch spoke the following words in his writings through the mouth of Pome’s opponent:

Alia victoria sic est et hoc bellum ego perdam

Meaning: Another victory like this and I will lose this war.

Historical displacement is a phenomena that occurs when a major fuck-up — or victory — is surpassed in a more recent time.

The term “Pyrrhic victory” first appeared in the English language somewhere between 1880 and 1885. As a neologism it has stood unchallenged — somewhat based on the idea that no one could ever fuck up as badly as King Pyrrhus of Epirus.

History was wrong.

Or, to put Plutarch’s words into Kevin McCarthy’s mouth:

Alia victoria sic est et hoc bellum ego perdam.

To which I add:

Adfers quod volebas, tigris; Quomodo gustat?

Which means: You got what you wanted, tiger; How does it taste?
Teacher to the honor’s history class of Barack Obama Highschool in the year 2097:

“The term McCarthy’s Victory replaced the more classical term

Pyrrhic Victory as a neologism on January 6th 2023 — ironically on the 1st annual anniversary of the insurrectionist attack on our then Capitol, Washington D.C. This is an example of what is known as historical displacement — or to use a more colloquial term from that era “throwing shade”,
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McCarthy Syndrome

craziness, having unexplained spaz-like movements, extensive and sudden hyperness, spurts of deliberate public embarrassment of those around said person
We gave Caroline some coffee and all of a sudden she was diagnosed with "McCarthy Syndrome"

McCarthy Standard Time 

The time difference from your chosen time zone (BST, EST, ECT. etc) to the one being used by a terrible time keeper. Usually meaning they will vastly underestimate the time they need to complete a task or overestimate how fast they can travel somewhere, making them the constant reason for delays in planning and execution of group activities.
Cal: I’ll be home in 10 minutes and load up a playlist as soon as i get online. So… gimme 20 minutes and we’re set.

Dan: Is that GMT or McCarthy Standard Time?

Jack: See you in an hour Cal. 🙄
McCarthy Standard Time by x427 January 9, 2023

Archbishop Mccarthy High School 

A school in southwest ranches, florida that thrives off nicotine, money, and partying
Person 1: Do you go to Archbishop Mccarthy high school?
Person 2: Hell yeah im going to pick up juul pods from Muhammad right now!
Person 1: Sweet I’ll tag along!

Archbishop McCarthy High School 

A lovely community that almost everyone leaves this school going to Broward Community College. The average height at this amazing high school is 5.2 and is invested with our local Weston thots, drug dealers, and crackheads. This school has an AMAZING FOOTBALL TEAM with our AMAZING SCHOOL SPIRIT. This friendly community comes together to enjoy our mass with Father Shidat and his singing. We are protected by our hot daddy deans. There even is a secret pool on the third floor of the school. Come to the school with good tuition prices raising by the minute.
Archbishop McCarthy High School gives many scholarships for students to go to BCC, also known as Broward College.

Archbishop Mccarthy High School 

want to leave class for 20 minutes to get buzzed in the bathroom? want to play for/ cheer on the worst football team in the area? want to sit in mass for 2 hours every month and listen to father’s beautiful voice (it’s especially beautiful when he sings)? want to wear the most unappealing uniform known to man? well head on down to archbishop and join all the fellow fiends, hoes, nerds, and non catholics! it’s only $10,00 to be a part of this wonderful community!
Archbishop Mccarthy High School has an excellent football program!