Maybe

AKA “manbaby:” A adult male with selfish, “my way or the highway, I’m dying because I have a headache, life has to stop because it’s all about me” tendencies.

Thinks he’s a man, acts like a baby, makes him a “maybe.”
- Judge Kevin Ross (paraphrased)

by Rocktheknowledge October 22, 2019

Maybe

Something a God wouldn't say. Or maybe it would.

God "Maybe it's this"

Man "Maybe it's that"

Which one of these looks wrong to you?

by Hym Iam April 7, 2022

Maybe

A very lazy and annoying word that is used too much, and is used out of reason. It is just a lazy and unprofessional way to say probably or possibly. It is also a way to discourage people who don’t like repetitive words.

Is it possible to donate this to Goodwill?
Me: Possibly or Probably?
Another person: Maybe?
Me: Starting the annoying famous word again!

by Juneberry You May 21, 2023

Maybe

Maybe means yes.

Maybe=yes

Person 1: give a bitch sum head or sum
Person 2:maybe(YES)

by Hahwhwkkw July 20, 2021

Maybe

Maybe = No
The only place "maybe" means "maybe" is while talking about sex or other sexual activities.

{While meaning no}
(Person)

Hey want to go to the gym?
(Other Person)
Maybe

{While meaning maybe}
(Boy)
Hey I have a Godzilla Gigantor Penis, wanna bang?
(Girl)
Maybe

by a_magical_dude91 January 5, 2017

Maybe

It is 457…
I guess I missed this one earlier.

Can you just hold me!!! Please!!!

Maybe I have a pouty face….

Nope, totally do!!!

I am so in love with you and just want us!!!

by YOU will NEVER leave my ❤️! I❤️u January 18, 2023

Maybe

No chance in hell. But buy me a present anyway.

Maybe if you're good and clean the house after buying me a new phone and a personal jet and a space station I'll let you watch me enjoy it all while your blue balls rupture.

by DeviousMachinations March 26, 2015