May 5

National Pop a Tittie day

Baby girl it’s May 5
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by Randomlynored May 4, 2022

May 5

The national day you text your crush saying that you love him/her.

Tristan: Hi Emma, it's May 5. Haply birthday!
Emma: Thank You!
Tristan: I have been thinking to tell you about this for a while so here I go. I love you.
Emma: Awww I love you too.

by TAS+EP=Love September 30, 2021

May 5

All the best people in the whole freaking world were born on this day. They are sexy, kind, and smart as hell. If you’re lucky enough to know a girl born on May 5 you should totally date her.

Wow! This girl is smoking hot! She was definitely born on May 5

by Melefofonim November 25, 2019

May 5

this guy has a massive dick like he could make you not walk for over a month with his really biggggggg cock

he was born may 5 this guy has a massive dick big 😩

by emmy_thebug January 11, 2022

May 5

Ask someone for their hoodie day !

Emma: “Hey It’s may 5, you know what that means”

Jared: Of course I know! Here’s my hoodie!

by jahaianwnkjsnw May 5, 2020

May 5

This day is national Grumio day. You have to bring your biggest spoon wherever you go to show your support to Grumio/

Omg its May 5 time to get my spoon.

by Anti404 January 13, 2022

May 5

May 5 is throw your small friend day!

"Hey, why did you throw your friend?!"
"Relax, it's may 5th!"

by I srsly don't even know lmao May 4, 2021