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May 5th is flip off that bitch who won’t stop being a bitch just because she hates your gut
Fuck you for being a bitch!! It’s May 5th and I’m finally telling you you’re a bitch🖕🖕🖕
by Oopsguessimmabitch April 30, 2021
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May 5 is throw your small friend day!
"Hey, why did you throw your friend?!"
"Relax, it's may 5th!"
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tanja's day and everyone should worship her on that day n all hot milfs should slide into her dms on that day
what date is today?
-may 5th
OHH IT'S TANJA'S DAY!!!
by badbleeppetar May 05, 2021
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On may 5 it is KARL JACOBS APPLICATION DAY where you say nice words to him since he has been depressed lately and yes you can do it everyday but I still made this day
For Example:

Karl:I am felling down
Everyone:guess what it is may 5

Karl:what is may 5
Everyone: ON MY 5 IT IS KARL JACOBS APPLICATION DAY

Karl: What The Honk! Thank you!
by MCYT FAN 16 April 28, 2021
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Cristina’s birthday

The day the most wonderful person was born
May 5 : National holiday.
Crissi’s birthday
by .....Crisi..... May 05, 2021
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Today is the day to give a kiss to someone who tells you something beautiful.
Boy: Today you look great!
Girl: kiss

Boy: OMG I have a girlfriend!
Girl: Its May 5
Boy: Oh .. Okay! No problem :)
by IamShiro April 26, 2019
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