Max's Law

Moore's Law states that processor speed will increase by a factor of 2 every 18 months (or thereabouts). Physical limitations no longer make this realistic. Therefore, we propose Max's Law: "If it's good enough to watch porn, it's good enough."

It's elementary my dear Watson, it's Max's Law.

by DoctorsFogsWorthy October 5, 2010

Max's Law

"If something can be broken (either physically, digitally, or otherwise), it will be broken."

Similar to Murphey's Law, but specifically for breaking things, regardless of whether or not the outcome is positive or negative.

"How do you always fucking manage to do this?!?"

"Max's Law, dude."

by Morgan_Rose99 June 9, 2023

Max's Law

the theory that if any cord leading from ones phone can be caught on an obstacle and become dislodged from the compartment of the device, it fucking shall.

"Fuck the doorknob pulled my damn earphones out! God Damn Max's Law!"

by Ah Nu Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke March 15, 2017