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Mazzle Wazzle 

a mixed drink consisting of Crown Royal and Coca-Cola, topped with a splash of Chambord.

Recipe --

1.5 oz - Crown Royale
3 oz - Coca Cola
.5 oz - Chambord or Raspberry liqueur
1 lime garnish
Let's get a round of Mazzle Wazzles.
Mazzle Wazzle by The Kinect January 20, 2011
Mauled - to be kissed vigously either by a guy or a girl-/ (makeout) . This phrase is commonly used on the Hit show “That 70’s Show
Donna- “That will be our first date
Eric- “ I mean apart from the times I mauled you”
Mauled by Bitch I just know stuff December 26, 2017
To be defeated comprehensively

(In sport) - A really good shot
Dude, you just got mauled by that guy

Gilly mauled that short ball over midwicket
mauled by flabgrab May 15, 2007
The Mauzner is small, stocky, and aggressive creature famous for its thick pelt, originating from the forests that surround Minsk. The indigenous Mauzners were hunted to extinction during the late 19th Century, but one survives in captivity in Southern California.
A life spent hunting Mauzner is a well spent life.
- old Ukrainian proverb
mauzner by dbcooper2000 May 30, 2008

Memphis Mauler 

A tremendous strap on of notable girth and length which has the potential to cause permanent anal disfigurement.
Even the most daring among the trannies quaked at the sight and refused to ride the Memphis Mauler
Memphis Mauler by Blinggy August 17, 2017

Mazzle Tazzle 

To congratulate someone. A hybrid between snoop dogg and the jewish expression Mazel Tov
Mazzle Tazzle on the new crib!
Mazzle Tazzle by Keela Tizzle October 18, 2004