Definitions by dbcooper2000

mauzner 

The Mauzner is small, stocky, and aggressive creature famous for its thick pelt, originating from the forests that surround Minsk. The indigenous Mauzners were hunted to extinction during the late 19th Century, but one survives in captivity in Southern California.

A life spent hunting Mauzner is a well spent life.
- old Ukrainian proverb

mauzner by dbcooper2000 May 30, 2008

peish 

Slang term for the penis. Originated in the Los Angeles metro area.

My peish is really hurting.

peish by dbcooper2000 February 19, 2008