(n)/(v) a state of euphoria attained after a particularly meaningful tennis victory. the sensation tends to start at the clitoris and work its way outward.
Amelie Mauresmo shuddered under the force of a powerful maurgasm when she realized that she had won the Australian Open.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.