One of the baddest mofos to ever lace 'em up on the track. Coached by Jumbo Elliot, whose shit was equally dope, he won the AAU, NCAA and Pan Am 1500 titles back in '71.

Over his career, he was ranked world #1 twice in the 1500 and once in the 5000. since then, he kinda disappeared for 35 years but is now a professional guitarist and plays funky jazz beats in Leonardo's 706 restaurant in Gainesville, FL.

1) Pre, Im really happy for you and imma let you have your spotlight, but Marty Liquori was one of the greatest American runners of all time. OF ALL TIME !!!!11jfd

Marty Liquori by LSM. January 4, 2011

Get merch

Matt Lieberman

Verb: to be so willfully dense about one's own ineptitude that it benefits the opposing side.

Noun: someone who ruins their own long-term career for a short-term ego stroke.

Origin: Atlanta Democratic candidate that refused to cooperate with Democratic party strategy because of his own ego, damaging the likelihood of success for the people he claims to represent.

Verb: Our team had an easy win, but then the rookie Matt Liebermanned and wouldn't pass the ball giving victory to the other side.

Noun: I wouldn't hire him as a cook because he's such a Matt Lieberman that he'd have people eating at the place next door.

Matt Lieberman by Distawoduhi October 5, 2020

Get merch

Matt Licks Nert

Matt Licks Nert is typically a young boy who sits on the computer all day, and has no life. vDream and Petville are his best friends. Matt Licks Nert usually comes from an outside conutry, typically Poland or Brazil. He loves Polish Cereal, and Polish Milk. He is the absolute Legend of any virtual game, and within 5 minutes, he will already have 1,000,000 experience points. He is God!

"Did you hear about that weird kid, Matt Licks Nert?"
"Yeah! He pwnd me and beat me to F1 Pilot!"
"Doesn't surprise me, he's my idol!"

Matt Licks Nert by iPlayFootball March 6, 2010

Get merch

Shuffle