Matthew

A tall boy. That has the best fashion in his school for a boy. He is very intelligent and smart and can ace any test. He low key looks like Lil Tecca, but in a better version. He has very nice hair and has clear skin. He can beat anyone in debate with his enormous pee pee. He is able to roast anyone on the spot and he has yet to ever embarrass himself ,so in conclusion you can't roast the kid. He is able to lie in any kind of situation and is able to help his friends. When it comes to relationships he can be a player and break peoples hearts ,because he got bored of them. He does it for the fun, but once he find the perfect girl he will be a great husband. In the future he will easily own his own company or make billions.

Caleb: " my sandwiches are the best"
Matthew: " so basically you belong in the kitchen you waeman"
Caleb; ".... you got me there i can't say anything back"
Caleb: " so Alexis basically you freaking stupid"

by iamlowkeysad October 18, 2019

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Matthew Vanderputten, has the characteristics of a serial killer but he says he isn't one so its okay.

Person 1 - "woah whats matthew doing"
Person 2 - "hes harvesting peters soul"

by ch4ntb3nt November 12, 2019

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The best personality ever. He really knows how to have fun and makes everything better. Someone you want to always have around. He's goofy, he's sexy, he's smart and great at everything he does. If you ever find a Matthew don't ever let him go. He makes life worth living. He puts the pep in your step. No matter how bad you feel, he makes it better somehow. Just ask him about his houseplants. He cooks the best fucking ribs and knows how to do everything. He's cautious with his feelings and makes you want to be the person you knew you could be.

A Matthew is irreplaceable. He's the best of the best. I love Matthew for his person.

by Combatcarmen October 17, 2022

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