Matteis is a pretty chill guy. He’s always got loads of bitches on the go, but rumour has it that it’s all thanks to his sexy porn-stache and astounding height of 5’4”. You’ll probably catch him long boarding on an adventure to a local restaurant to surprise a friend. If you have a Matteis, you should keep them. They’re rare and always a great time.
Who’s that sexy beast over there?!
Oh that’s Matteis. Better hold on to your girl cause he’ll swoop her off her feet.
Oh that’s Matteis. Better hold on to your girl cause he’ll swoop her off her feet.
by libbysnoot September 3, 2020
Matteis is 6’4” and has an outstandingly large dick.
by libbysnoot September 3, 2020
A beautiful girl with golden hair and big blue eyes. A few freckles littered on her nose and laughs a lot. She's been screwed over by her "best friend" and lives with her dad and stepmom. She may have one or two little siblings. And she's fun to be around and easy to become friends with.
by Ieatkids4aliving February 9, 2017
Mattei is a unique name. Most often the person that anyone can go to for anything. Mattei’s hold a lot of passion for people and anything. They often play drums and pick up girls very easily. So watch out for Mattei’s, they’ll steal your girl. Mattei’s often date girls with names that start with k. So if your name starts with a k and you find a mattei, keep him.
by Pethnia March 24, 2020
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