Matt Voz 

aka "Matt-y voz" a teacher at a small hippie school in v-town. Bald, Brain-y and a BAD ASS BITCH.
He will give you college level test freshman year and you better pray to god he approves of mmmmmm day or else shit will go down...

"HERE'S SOME BREAD AND HERE'S SOME SPERM AND HERE'S SOME MORE BREAD"-Matt Voz 2018

Matt Voz by REALSHADYPANMAN October 15, 2018

Matt voz 

Matt voz is a self described small, petty man. He teaches pretty much every class at a small town hippy school, being well versed in everything between history of tech and catch. A Matt voz sports a shiny bald head, and has tattoos a plenty.

“Meditation is a time to be still, with the exception of maybe some rocking. No, don’t rock. That’s sociopathic.” -Matt voz

Matt voz by yihsrocks October 18, 2021

matt voz 

a sussy little man

matt voz is a sussy little man

matt voz by uudigskjfd October 19, 2021

matt voz 

matt voz is a bald funny little guy who only wears a suit and tie I am sure he own about 300 ties. He will bully you in the hallways at YIHS

Matt Voz is so funny!!

matt voz by yihs January 31, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016