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Matt Cooke

The biggest douche to ever lace up a pair of hockey skates. Plays dirty and has nearly ended the careers of multiple players with his cheap headshots and flying elbows.

Pens fans love this prick despite the fact that he could kill someone.
Hey did you see Matt Cooke hit that guy last night? He gave him a concussion and almost ended his career

And this is any different than normal how...
by Marielmb February 26, 2011
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Matt Cooke

Evander Kane just made Matt Cooke look like a bitch by knocking him out in one punch.
by Ikehylt October 25, 2016
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