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master cheif 

The ultimate cook of all Halo games!
Master Cheif: I HAVE FINALLY MADE A PERFECT POT ROAST!!! I AM VICT-

Master Chief: *dives toward him* GET DOWN!!!!!! *tackles Master Cheif to the ground. The pot roast flies through the air as a grenade explodes on the ground behind the two men*

Master Cheif: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

*The pot roast lands safely on the ground*

Master Cheif:... Phew...

*It blows up*

Master Cheif: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Master Chief: Shut up and get on the warthog! You're operating the gatling gun! I would take Johnson, but you poisoned him with those stupid brownies yesterday!

Master cheif: *sniff*.... uhh... *sniff*... ok... *gets in the warthog. They drive 5 feet then explode*
master cheif by OurGorship April 8, 2008

Master Cheif 

(Spartan-117)
(John-117)
Master Cheif is a fictional character featured in the video games Halo: Combat Evolved and Halo 2, and the novels Halo: The Fall of Reach, Halo: The Flood, and Halo: First Strike.
The Master Cheif is the only person that can save earth along with the help of the last marines on earth.

;genetically and cybernetically augmented warrior designed to put down rebels and insurgents within the United Nations Space Command.

7' tall and weighs approximately 1,000 pounds in full battle armor. He is approximately forty-one years old at the time of the events of Halo: Combat Evolved (2552). Between Halo: Combat Evolved and Halo 2, the Chief's armor is upgraded from MJOLNIR Mark V to Mark VI. Both iterations of the armor include a helmet with reflective visor so the face of the Chief is never seen: in spite he is seen removing his helmet once in each game, the camera view always conceals the Master Chief's face from the viewers. Master Chief is voiced by Steve Downes in both Halo: Combat Evolved and Halo 2.
Marine to Master Cheif: "We called for reinforcments, but we did'nt expect A Spartan!"
Master Cheif by Ryan June 17, 2006

Master Chef 

Dude, I was partying with the other Spartans last night and Master Chef made great Grunt Pie.
Master Chef by Jacko McFlacko June 26, 2007

Master Chef 

A person who can cook.
Tomat: Hey look, that guy's a cook!
Dillon: Not only am I a cook, I'm also a Master Chef!

master cheffing 

When you Smoke a joint right to the bone of an "M" roll roach, leaving a glowing M in the embers.
*fit of coughing* We need to stop Master Cheffing it, that shits harsh!
master cheffing by SerMalevolent February 20, 2019

Master Chef 

Someone who kills and eats willing participants in the most extreme form of vore fetish. The counterpart of the Master Chef is a Long Pig, a submissive male desiring to be killed and eaten.
Long Pig seeking Master Chef for my unbirthing. Life has been long enough.
Master Chef by anonymous February 14, 2022