MassaCurry

When you hit so many 3's that you demolish the other team

Damn! LJ just went on a massacurry

by Rice and Cheese May 20, 2016

massacurbation

The act of holding one's gun close to the body and tenderly stroking its barrel, as performed by US Second Amendment enthusiasts following a mass murder

In the wake of the shooting, Pastor Mike encouraged daily massacurbation among his congregation. "Take to Youtube, my flock! Stroke your barrels, and tell the world that Obama will never break the holy bond between man and rifle!"

"Hold my calls, Sean," Donald said as his trousers fell to the floor. "Fox and Friends is on, it's time to massacurbate."

by Courteous Tortoise February 21, 2018

massacure

A manicure that went horribly wrong. This generally consists of awkward nail colors, chipped polish, unfortunate nail shaping, and bad nail art designs.

Beth: I went to get my nails done and look at how bad they turned out!
Jake: Oh honey, that's horrible. They massacured your nails!

by officerswallows January 3, 2013

massacure

massacre + cure + massacure
A slaughtering of large numbers to rid them from the earth

During the Zombie Apocalypse we will have to work together for a massacure

by Kj Nay's daughter Deedle October 30, 2011

Massacurey

Noun
A soup made of people that have been brutally murdered.

Person 1: Hey this is some good soup. What is it?
Person 2:Massacurey.
Person 1: What the fuck is wrong with you.

by Ben93 February 25, 2024