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massacurbation 

The act of holding one's gun close to the body and tenderly stroking its barrel, as performed by US Second Amendment enthusiasts following a mass murder
In the wake of the shooting, Pastor Mike encouraged daily massacurbation among his congregation. "Take to Youtube, my flock! Stroke your barrels, and tell the world that Obama will never break the holy bond between man and rifle!"

"Hold my calls, Sean," Donald said as his trousers fell to the floor. "Fox and Friends is on, it's time to massacurbate."
massacurbation by Courteous Tortoise February 21, 2018
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A manicure that went horribly wrong. This generally consists of awkward nail colors, chipped polish, unfortunate nail shaping, and bad nail art designs.
Beth: I went to get my nails done and look at how bad they turned out!
Jake: Oh honey, that's horrible. They massacured your nails!
massacure by officerswallows January 3, 2013
massacre + cure + massacure
A slaughtering of large numbers to rid them from the earth
During the Zombie Apocalypse we will have to work together for a massacure

Massacurey 

Noun
A soup made of people that have been brutally murdered.
Person 1: Hey this is some good soup. What is it?
Person 2:Massacurey.
Person 1: What the fuck is wrong with you.
Massacurey by Ben93 February 25, 2024

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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