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massacurbation
The act of holding one's gun close to the body and tenderly stroking its barrel, as performed by US Second Amendment enthusiasts following a mass murder
In the wake of the shooting, Pastor Mike encouraged daily massacurbation among his congregation. "Take to Youtube, my flock! Stroke your barrels, and tell the world that Obama will never break the holy bond between man and rifle!"
"Hold my calls, Sean," Donald said as his trousers fell to the floor. "Fox and Friends is on, it's time to massacurbate."
"Hold my calls, Sean," Donald said as his trousers fell to the floor. "Fox and Friends is on, it's time to massacurbate."
massacurbation by Courteous Tortoise February 21, 2018
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massacure
A manicure that went horribly wrong. This generally consists of awkward nail colors, chipped polish, unfortunate nail shaping, and bad nail art designs.
Beth: I went to get my nails done and look at how bad they turned out!
Jake: Oh honey, that's horrible. They massacured your nails!
Jake: Oh honey, that's horrible. They massacured your nails!
massacure by officerswallows January 3, 2013
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massacure by Kj Nay's daughter Deedle October 30, 2011
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
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