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Mass Text 

If you thought Rebecca Black's Friday wasn't bad enough, wait until you see Tay Allyn's masterpiece of shit called Mass Text.
Why didn't I get your mass text? I'm in your contacts!
*bang*
Mass Text by NK4 September 2, 2013
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mass text 

the act in which bored depressed teenagers send the same text message to their entire phone book at the same time. extremly annoying and rude.
girl #1: hey look! i got a new text from jim, the really depressed and bored guy that i know! it says, "hey."

girl #2: hey! i got that text too! grrr. him mass texting is really getting on my nerves.

girl #1: i know! lets both text him back the same reply and maybe he'll be able to take a hint!

girl #2: okay! great idea!
mass text by ellemennop February 9, 2009

Mass Text 

When someone is incredibly bored and sends the same text to many different people at the same time in the desperate hope of getting a response or when something important or at least important to the texter and it just MUST BE TOLD TO EVERYONE like merry christmas....or its my birthday.
When the text end with everybody or guys its probably the dreaded "mass text".
Lizzy: Holy crap!!! That hottie Bill just texted me!!
Erica: What did he say?
Lizzy: hey
Erica: I got the same one...its just a mass text. Don't answer that. He's just bored.
Mass Text by Lopsicle December 25, 2009

mass text monster

when you send a mass text from your iPhone and include people without an iPhone. If you responde it automatically replies to everyone and creates chaos.
dude stop mass texting me

no

your a mass text monster
mass text monster by jwizzle55 December 15, 2011

mass texting

When a text message is sent to multiple contacts within a phonebook.
Kevin: Melanie just texted me and was like, "What's up?"... I thought she said she had plans and couldn't hang out tonight.

David: Yeah, I got that, too.

Lacey: WTF?! I'm so sick of her mass texting and leaving me out!

David: Guess we know why she didn't want to hang out tonight...
mass texting by Alyk March 4, 2009

mass textodus 

A text message sent to more than one person.
Usually signified by writing "MASS TEXTODUS:" before the actual contents of the actual message.
MASS TEXTODUS: Everyone! Party tonight at Ryan's house. Be there, or you're gay.
mass textodus by Mr. Lemon October 19, 2009

mass-textodus 

a single text that is sent from one person to many at one time. similar to a mass exodus in text form
cory sent out a mass-textodus before his party to all his friends to see if they would be attending
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Wanna get dirrty
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Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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