mashed potato ass

An older woman's ass that is rotund and full of cellulite dimples. When they sit down, the ass seems to squish and go all over the place, as if they were sitting on a pile of mashed potatoes.

My sixty-five year old teacher has a mashed potato ass. It is very distracting.

mashed potato ass by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

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Mashed Potato Ass

When one flexes his or her ass causing multiple dimples to form giving the appearance of lumps like mashed potatoes

Person 1: Oh my God, look at his ass.
Person 2: That is some seeeerious mashed potato ass.

Mashed Potato Ass by ABlackMan69 November 3, 2010

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