Martin is a another name for a complete and utter dickhead. Martins are normally copy cats and pussy's towards others. Do be warned that if you try to throw a punch at a Martin he will simply run away! DO NOT EVER invite a Martin to your house as he will simply whine that he wants to go home.
Martin's are usually Asian and tanned colour!
MARTINS HAVE ABNORMALLY LARGE DICKS
Martin's are usually Asian and tanned colour!
MARTINS HAVE ABNORMALLY LARGE DICKS
by Clint July 10, 2015
Martin is, well. A guy. But not just some ordinary guy. Martin is usually said as “Martín” As it is usually a Latino name. But could be anything. Martins usually have a HUGE self esteem. Always bragging about their stuff. But Martins are kind. They are HOT. They can lighten up anyone’s day. And can always make you smile. One thing though: Martins can be lazy. But that necessarily isn’t a bad thing. It just adds to his amazing personality. Any girl would be lucky and grateful thanking the gods that she even got the CHANCE to be in the vicinity of a Martin. Better yet have a Martin actually LIKE them.
“Yo. Look at his lazy ass eating food on the couch.”
“He’s hot. He may be lazy. He may be insensitive. But he’s a Martin.”
“Fuck you’re right.”
“He’s hot. He may be lazy. He may be insensitive. But he’s a Martin.”
“Fuck you’re right.”
by M art in words September 17, 2018
A human of darker pigmentation,Also referred as a Nigga.Martin tyoe niggas lives on ice cubes,bananas,mad hoes,and beating retarded kids.
by Martindamonkey May 22, 2019
Martin is said when somebody is not funny, says a joke that doesn't make any sense or says something that is hard to believe.
Mark: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Dan: Don't know fam, why?
Mark: Because it wanted to!
Dan:...martin.
Dan: Don't know fam, why?
Mark: Because it wanted to!
Dan:...martin.
by Podiumusic December 1, 2011
A guy who is totally lax obsessed. he is the epitome of a laxdork! Also a very funny guy who loves to be right about everything.
by bingbong223457654 May 12, 2009
Some gay fag who likes to suck dick, he is also Asian don't get near him because he will touch you he is always horny.
by Someone you sont know March 8, 2016
A Martin is someone who knows exactly what to say and when to say it. He makes his girl feel she's the luckiest in the whole wide world. Always saying something cute to make her blush. He's one of those boys that your 11:11 wish is about. He's also extremely hot and has an amazing personality. He will always brighten your day, no matter the weather conditions. He also always find a way to make you feel special. But the most important Martin's characteristic is that he is a ginger.
by theofficefangirl December 4, 2021