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Mars Hotel

A proposed surface accommodation on Mars for long‑stay tourists and early colonists. A Mars hotel would need to provide full life support, radiation shielding (using regolith or lava tubes), and protection from dust storms and extreme cold. Guests would experience 38% of Earths gravity, wear pressure suits for outside excursions, and explore Martian canyons, volcanoes, and dried riverbeds. The transit time (months) means stays would be long — weeks or months. Mars hotels are a multi‑decade vision, requiring transport infrastructure far beyond current capabilities.
Example: “The Mars hotel brochure promised ‘the most alien landscape in the solar system.’ She booked a four‑month package that included rover training and a climb up the rim of Valles Marineris.”
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Mars Land Hotel

A Mars surface hotel that emphasizes the landing experience and surface exploration. The term parallels “Moon land hotel” and distinguishes surface accommodations from orbital ones. A Mars land hotel would be a major engineering undertaking: landing heavy modules, building habitats, and maintaining life support for extended periods. Guests would explore the surface via rovers or pressurized suits, possibly living in simulated Martian towns. The first Mars land hotel would be a historic milestone, akin to the first lunar landing.
Example: “The Mars land hotel’s welcome sign read ‘Welcome to the Fourth Rock.’ She had traveled eight months to stand on rusty soil, and she wept inside her helmet.”

Mars Orbit Hotel

A space station in Mars orbit, serving as a transit hub and tourist destination. Guests can observe Mars’ surface from above, study its polar ice caps, and watch its moons Phobos and Deimos zip across the sky. The main advantage over a surface hotel is avoiding the difficulties of landing and launch; the disadvantage is not experiencing Martian gravity. Mars orbit hotels could be built earlier than surface hotels, serving as a staging point for eventual landings. They would offer spectacular views and the thrill of living in deep space near another planet.
Example: “She spent her first night at the Mars orbit hotel watching dust storms swirl across the red disc. No landing fees, no dust, just pure orbital grandeur.”
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026