married with children

Funniest show ever. Aired on the FOX network, which started in 1986. MWC started in 87, making the first ultr-succesful show for FOX. When the show launched, it wasnt a hit, but later it caught on. Since this show, there have been many copy-off shows with dysfunctional families. None of them were as good. Ultimately, one of the funniest sticoms ever.

I still watch Married With children re-runs everyday on the FX channel.

married with children by only$19.99,less s+h December 27, 2003

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Pretty much the only good show to make it past Fox's 3-season cut off. One of the few US programs that was remade for a British audience in the form of "Married for Life". Great cast, original style, and brilliant writing. A handful of American sitcoms still try and duplicate the show's style and all fail terribly. War at Home sucks. Don't watch it.

Christina Applegate is also the main reason to watch Married with Children.

married with children by Laffeyete July 15, 2006

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one of the greatest show, one of the first funniest show ever b4 the simpsons and family guy. great show until they stoped producing the show due to the never ending aging process of the actors

married with children by Anonymous September 20, 2003

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Married With Children

Fox TV show that aired from 1987 to 1997. Co-created by a Black man, this groundbreaking, insanely funny cartoonish show put all of the other sitcoms to shame.

When it came to true comedy, MWC was deadly serious.

Married With Children by Bem Suggs December 11, 2003

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Married with children

A term used to describe someone who is believed to be homosexual but will not 'come out' until much later in life, usually after they've gotten married and had children.

Guy 1: What?! I thought Adrian was gay!

Guy 2: Me too, I think he's just married with children. Shame really...

Married with children by Merlin. September 8, 2010

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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