maroon baboon

When you overtly swing from someone else's nuts harder than you swing from your own. The degrees of which can range between excessive recognition and a manner of idolatry.

A: Did you see the way he was gushing about the movie director?
B: That dude is such a maroon baboon.

by mace-stirmind April 24, 2018

Maroon Baboon

A mediocre flag football team consisting of elderly men

Those damn Maroon Baboons were playing alright for old guys today.

by Thaddeusrex March 31, 2019